father rewrites a commandment: “love thy neighbor as thyself…when practical.”
sam sees two paths: “an excuse to either: a) create your own religion for shits and giggles or b) to come up with a religion that let’s you do whatever you want because that would make it ‘practical.'”
mother wants to know who they hate: “what do you suppose they were trying to be NOT identified with?”
richard wants to join: “wtf? this may be the best christians in the world”
maria is bewildered: “hmm. mystery.”
and michael gets down to business: “christianity you can scrub your countertop with”
any other hypotheses?